"You’re not like other girls"
Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween